3:17 p.m. - 2003-04-21
I heard my neighbor kicking out his visiting girlfriend last night. They
were watching Star Trek (yes, the walls are THAT thin) and apparently she
farted ON him. He screamed at her about how much more offensive it was to
fart ON a person rather than in the vacinity. He actually made her leave.
She stood outside his door sobbing, apologizing and begging him to let her stay. It was sick, yet entertaining.
I just thought that if it were my friend Sully, he'd probably give her a high five and rate the fart. Maybe I should give her his number.
Hope you enjoyed that news break. Over and out.