9:35 a.m. - 2003-06-05
I got a phone last night. A cell phone. One with a pretty screen that flips closed so I can be one of the cool girls. Only, its not mine. It belongs to some guy named John, who is probably having a great time with mine right now.
Can I go back to bed yesterday morning when I woke up and attracted all the bad luck in H-town? Huh? Please?