1:21 p.m. - 2003-08-15
My car had a flat yesterday. A doozie of a flat. So, I pump it up every few miles to get it to the repair shop, and whizbang. The rest of my tires are bald! Now, I shouldn't be surprised. The things are ancient and they were crap to begin with. But really, its just insult to injury.
So, my dog almost died (in my mind anyway), my car battery died leaving me stranded, I got a flat, I had to replace ALL my tires, and I've had one hell of a week at work with everyone out and a shithead of a co-wroker who likes scheduling lunchtime meetings and Friday afternoon meetings when we all have Friday afternoons off during the summer!!!!! Dickhead.
So, this weekend, I'm going for the gusto.
1. Drink obscene amounts of alcohol and end up taking a nap on some busy sidewalk with do it boy screaming "Can we do it" in my ear.
2. Maybe not number one then.
3. Drink lots of water and keep cool.
4. Meet some extra cute (or ugly in my case) boy who will think I'm the woman of his dreams. This boy will NOT be a freak, be needy, require viagra, be attached to another woman, etc, etc, etc.
5. Get my ticket to Wyoming to see cruise lassies!
6. CALM DOWN! ... I'M NOT YELLING!
7. Exercise in a civilized manner (i.e. not in the heat unless I'm wet).
8. Not waste time pouting about how hard it is to be a Zencelt.
9. Eat a twinkie dick. (See #10)
10. WISH SIXWEASELS A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Go leave her a note.