9:37 a.m. - 2004-01-23
I have to tell you all, I had a very strange dream last night. I was in Rico Suave's basement, being seduced. And he was very well endowed. And I wanted it, but wouldn't have it, because I was supposed to have a booty call with H.
Now, I've sort of fiddled with Rico in the past, and although he is very presentable (and one of the best kissers on the planet), I didn't notice his proportions being quite what my crazy filthy mind made up last night. Nor have I thought about him in THAT way for a long long time.
So what's up with the dream? Dunno. Maybe its just a good omen that there will be no tiny dick sightings this year. That would be great. Or maybe, its just me wishing that I could combine all the special qualities that I love about all my boys into one package. That, not so great. Not possible.
It was a very fun dream though...
I believe the moral of this filthy story is, get a life! If you can't find what you want in your innner circle, go beyond and conquer. I'm gonna try harder this year. Romanian waiters, here I come.
So to the weekend:
1- Eat good food and do not overindulge in booze.
2- Give Six a big hug and take her out to overindulge in booze.
3- See if H is available for an slumber party.
4- Mess with a drunk's head just for fun.
5- Maybe see a movie.
6- Enjoy being with friends.
7- Torment H's kid if he's around. Its just so much fun!
8- Call Six's husband names and make faces at him.
9- Look at cars on the internet and decide which one I want to fantasize about buying next year or the year after.
10- Pick a paint color for my room at Mom's house to make the room more special to come home to.