9:16 a.m. - 2004-11-26
Of course, if the kid is at my house, and nobody else is around, and he poops or something, I will call the nearest neighbor (strike that) I will change the diaper, but I will be wearing rubber gloves, a face mask and will run the kid under the faucet until the water runs clear before attempting any clean-up with baby wipes. That's just not enough protection for me.
And wouldn't you know it, as I'm preparing to walk out the door to see the movie before dinner, Mom and step-dad bundle up and get in the car with me? I couldn't even escape from them for a two hours.
Br1dget J0nes 2, BTW, was a bit of a disappointment, more of the same, but unfortunately, the storyline was on the lame side. But cute nonetheless. It did provide a welcome distraction, as I sat of the opposite side of the theater from the folks.
I can't wait to have a family of my own (great man + step-kids and/or adopted kids) so I can have a real Thanksgiving.