10:58 p.m. - 2005-07-27
Missed opportunity.
My box o dildos and other treats that I ordered came to my house today, but I wasn't home, because I was AT WORK LIKE A NORMAL PERSON THIS MORNING, and is now sitting on a shelf at the UPS station NOT being put to good use.
Damn!
You better believe I'll be at the UPS station tomorrow directly after work to retrieve my package of viboriffic goodness.
Thirtysomething ladies who have kicked their fuckafriend to the curb have little patience for this delivery nonsense.
Is it tomorrow yet?
