2:03 p.m. - 2006-09-06
I just had a job posting forwarded to me that listed as a requirement the "ability to kneel, crawl, bend over, finger/feel/touch things".
I will NOT be applying for THAT one.
And while I was out for an afternoon coffee break, I happened upon the most beautifully ugly, 6'3', solidly built, tatooed, shaved headed vision of lustfulness. He said "hi" and gave me a little wink, and I said, "guaffl" or something equally as fumbled and ran to my vehicle to hide.
Jesus, Joseph and Mary I need help...