7:56 a.m. - 2008-03-04
Wrong, wrong, wrong...
So, I took this friend of mine out on the town on Saturday, because she said she wanted to go man hunting, and she ended the evening with asking me out. Like, really asking me out...
My luck gets worse and worse. I've gone from attracting very young men and married bastards to women.
So I gave her the, "I may be open-minded and not homophobic, but that doesn't make me a lesbian...", talk.
She was OK with that. I think...
Weird. You never know, do you?
The good news is that the cruise is less than two weeks away. And that means Italian waiters and other tasty treats. The bad news is that I'm going wih my mom. But, I think the Italian waiters win by a head... Ha, ha!
Oh, did I tell you folks that I am being moved from a cubicle into a real office with a real door?! At my company, this is equivalent to becoming knighted or something. They really don't know what they're doing... You could entitle it, "An Asshole in King Arthur's Court".
Bwahahaaaha
