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9:49 a.m. - 2005-06-09
Farty friend strikes again.
My farty friend wants to know if I want to go somewhere for crab cakes today.

By now, all of D-land knows that my farty friend has a bowel disease that makes her spit firey gas of doom from her ass when she eats crab.

Should I stay, or should I go?

I could go for a crab cake myself...

But, do I risk the possibiility of a gaseous death on the ride back from lunch?


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