1:48 p.m. - 2006-08-15
Then he flags wifie over and tells her all about how I look like a teenager, but am not and then stares are her, she nods, and he asks me if I want to go out tonight with them, my choice.
I had just had lunch and it was making its way up my espohogus in a hurry. I furrowed my brow, jacked up my nose, snarled my lips, bared my teeth, and said, loudly, "SO NOT interested." And walked away.
What is up with the fuckin' swinger mojo? And you know what? They kinda looked like a couple who propositioned me back at Six's dad's old bar in 1999.
Couple of pedophiles.
I should have pretended I was a teenager and got them arrested.
I should qualify this that I am not a swinger hater. Normally, I would be somewhat flattered, and politely say, no thanks. But these people were seriously skeevy.